Ways to Die in Your Home-- The Musical

Rules:

• must be a song title (or band name, or album name); may include surrounding lyrics
• must be a way to die -in your home- (So "in the jungle / the mighty jungle / the lion sleeps tonight" does't count)
• must be a primary, not secondary, cause of death (so no "slipped while putting on Blue Suede Shoes"-- rule can be broken if justification is funny enough).

Ways to Die in Your Home, General

1. Zombie
2. (if diabetic) Pour some sugar on me
3. Take my breath away
4. Maneater
5. (bitten by) Karma chameleon
6. You dropped a bomb on me
7. I'm too sexy (for my pulse)
8. Be still my beating heart
9. Winona's Big Brown Beaver
10. She's a maniac!
11. Smoke gets in your eyes
12. Jump
13. Love bites
14. Tainted love ("if only there was a song called 'tainted meat'")
15. Hunka hunka burnin' love
16. Sabotage
17. Barracuda
18. Magic Man
19. That old black magic
20. Love will tear us apart (again)
21. I've got my love to keep me warm (ineffective!)
22. Worldwide suicide
23. The macarena
24. The... Larch
25. Rock lobster
26. The boxer (picture "Pulp Fiction")
27. Peace train
28. Lightning striking again
29. Criminal (Fiona Apple)
30. Killing me softly with his song
31. Crash (Dave Matthews)
32. Walking on broken glass
33. Fast car
34. That girl is poison
35. Cats in the cradle (they kill babies)
36. Everybody was Kung Fu fighting
37. Pachebel's Canon
38. Rock me (as in Biblical stoning; let he who has no sin cast the first power chord)
39. Rock me, Amadeus
40. Go, Go Godzilla
    

Natural Disaster / Plague

1. Great Balls of Fire
2. Millions of peaches
3. Ice, Ice, baby.
4. The tide is high
5. Chariots of fire
6. Heat Wave
7. Rapture

Illnesses

1. He gives me fever
2. Cat scratch fever
3. Saturday Nigh Fever
4. Heart of glass
5. Achey breaky heart
6. Lump (think: oncology)
7. Groove is in the heart (how tragic... they say it's hereditary)

AAAAIIIiiiieeeeeee

1. Walking on sunshine
2. Walking on a thin line
3. Hangin' 'round
4. He ain't heavy, he's my brother "Oh, wait-- he IS heavy!"(AAAAIIIiiiieeeeeee tumble tumble tumble CRUNCH)

"Clue" Version

1. Sledgehammer
2. Brass Monkey
3. Monkey Wrench
4. She bop

Death by Trogdor

1. Burning down the house
2. Beds are burning
3. Disco inferno
4. Burnin' for you
5. She's on fire, my baby's on fire
6. Doctor, Doctor, can't you see I'm burning, burning?

Darwin Awards

1. Why don't we do it in the road
2. All she wants to do is dance (and doesn't eat)
3. One burbon, one scotch, one beer (repeat)
4. Highway to Hell
5. Highway to the Danger Zone
6. Cocaine
7. One toke over the line, sweet jesus
8. (Died while) Fighting for my Right to Party
9. Tripping on a hole in paper heart
10. Learning to fly
11. Dancing on the Ceiling

Not Politically Correct

1. Baby hit me one more time
2. Hit me with your best shot
3. Little red corvette (picture baby + matchbox car)

Situations Which, if Not Carefully Monitored, May Cause You to Die in Your Home:

1. Celebrate good times, come on
2. Hurts so good
3. She's so heavy
4. Do that to me one more time
5. Blister in the sun
6. Everybody hurts

Things Which will Make You Wish You had Died in Your Home:

1. Losing my religion
2. Shiny happy people

Most Existential way to Die in Your Home:

1. Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' into the future

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Band Names: Ways to Die in Your Home

1. Fine Young Cannibals
2. Sting (saved by: The Cure)
3. The Beatles
4. The Rolling Stones
5. (comic book style) Wham!
6. The Scorpions
7. The Cranberries
8. AC/DC
9. Bjork

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Album Titles: Ways to Die in Your Home

1. Jagged little pill
2. Automatic for the people